Sorry. Sorry, it’s all my fault. My time machine got stuck in your throat. It happens. I brought you along by accident, that’s mostly how I meet girls, but don’t worry, I promise I will get you home.

(Source: nobleamy)

intoasylum:

chris pratt for prestige hong kong

laptopped:

Sexting

(Source: fyspringfield)

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

nancydrewofficial:

i need a black widow movie. i need a 16 yr old natalia romanova assassinating foreign diplomats while music from the russian ballet plays in the background. its 2014. im so angry

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

(Source: garbashians)

surprisebitch:

me during college interviews

chromeofficial:

college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com

college: ur in

gwendabond:

best-of-memes:

Love foxes

They’re just so strange. (Not behemoth-depths strange, but strange nonetheless.)
gwendabond:

best-of-memes:

Love foxes

They’re just so strange. (Not behemoth-depths strange, but strange nonetheless.)
gwendabond:

best-of-memes:

Love foxes

They’re just so strange. (Not behemoth-depths strange, but strange nonetheless.)
gwendabond:

best-of-memes:

Love foxes

They’re just so strange. (Not behemoth-depths strange, but strange nonetheless.)
gwendabond:

best-of-memes:

Love foxes

They’re just so strange. (Not behemoth-depths strange, but strange nonetheless.)
gwendabond:

best-of-memes:

Love foxes

They’re just so strange. (Not behemoth-depths strange, but strange nonetheless.)
gwendabond:

best-of-memes:

Love foxes

They’re just so strange. (Not behemoth-depths strange, but strange nonetheless.)
gwendabond:

best-of-memes:

Love foxes

They’re just so strange. (Not behemoth-depths strange, but strange nonetheless.)
gwendabond:

best-of-memes:

Love foxes

They’re just so strange. (Not behemoth-depths strange, but strange nonetheless.)

gwendabond:

best-of-memes:

Love foxes

They’re just so strange. (Not behemoth-depths strange, but strange nonetheless.)

yungspic:

u know he dead

yungspic:

u know he dead

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

image

(Source: misterpaulito)

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told