canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING OF ALL THE SHOW 

(Source: twerkdirty)

(Source: ideulistic)

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

mellarkish:

when the teacher says u can work in pairs and u and ur friend are like

image

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sidnugget:

tumblr meet up at costco free samples are on me

peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

trouserweasel:

I’m having too much fun with this

  • Me: am I mean?
  • Friend: yes
  • Me: who even asked for your ugly opinion? Who even invited you here anyway?

itsmemacleod:

i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen

(Source: kingkrowley)

fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i just clicked on a link for a gay porn website bc i wasn’t thinking straight and there are a lot of adults in the room and my laptop is on show

how many more people are going to point out the phrase “wasn’t thinking straight”